3 webmasters make conference on yahoo messenger and want to make planning a party.
First: - I come with beer
Second: - I come with food.
Third: - I come with the girls.
The first two jump up for joy: Excellent!! How many bring?
Third answer: about 20 GB
Two gamers playing WoW on the night of Easter, one of them says to the other:
- Christ is risen
- Yes? What level is it?
3. Counter Strike
Two hardcore gamers of the game Counter-Strike talk on messenger:
- The bus hit Perry!
- Do you have demo?
4. Human Brain
Why only 10% of the human brain contains executable code?
It was found that the rest are comments!
Two programmers in the chat:
Look, what nice snowing outside!
-Give me the link.
6. 2 developers
Two developers were buying their cigarettes.
- Oh, look what it says here on the package, they say "Warning: Smoking can cause lung cancer!"
- Leave, warnings, errors tell me.
7. Man and Computer
What is the similarity between a computer and a man?
A: Both are slow, have poor memory and there is always something better!
8. Computer smell
The perfume shop:
Female: I feel neglected by my husband ... I tried many places to find a solution ... You are the last ... Please, have a perfume smell COMPUTER!?
They say go to a computer programmer to ask for money lending.
Info: How much to give you?
Program: $ 500
Info: You know what, I give 512 to be round ...
10. Last for today
Are this good jokes?