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Old 01-11-2011, 07:16 AM
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"So this SEO copywriter walks into a bar, grill, pub, public house, Irish bar, bartender, drinks, beer, wine, liquor"
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That's so geeky, it cracked me up! Thanks for the chuckle!
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Old 03-18-2011, 02:12 PM
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love it
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Old 04-06-2011, 05:12 PM
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what is the funy? I can't understand.
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Old 04-06-2011, 06:49 PM
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Candice,

It's a joke about SEOs.

They would be trying to rank for all the different keywords associated with "bar"...

The normal joke goes "a man walks into a bar...", so the SEO component of that is all the keywords related to "bar". Hence it is funny :P
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Did you hear the one about the dyslexic guy who walks into a bra ...
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How many SEO specialists does it take to change a lightbulb, light_bulb, light-bulb, light.bulb, light bulb?
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The company search Optimization officer died – The Company CEO said, “It took seven stone masons 3 months to carve all the headstones. Traffic to the grave site has been excellent”.
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Old 11-23-2011, 11:31 PM
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what is the funy? I can't understand.

same to me

i am also unable to understand it.............
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It is really very difficult to understand.
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