The Directory Editor’s Prayer

Our submitters which art on the internet
Hallowed be thy domain
Thy submissions come
They will be done
Today or next week when I get the chance
Submit today via forum threads
And forgive us our rejections as we forgive those that also reject us
And lead us not into PR temptation
But deliver us from evil MFA sites
For directory editors are the kingdom and the power and the glory forever and ever. Amen